so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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