that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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