When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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