how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We left an ass print on the piano.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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