If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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