I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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