Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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