Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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