I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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