Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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