people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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