so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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