Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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