We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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