This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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