I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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