Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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