Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need a beard to bite.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
