either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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