id be glad to
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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