Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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