i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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