Got a toothbrush?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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