theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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