I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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