Cold hands, warm shart.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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