My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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