so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Fuck appropriateness.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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