i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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