Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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