Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is the high leading the old right now
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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