Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
3pm strippers are depressing
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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