let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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