Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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