I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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