Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't trust your balls anymore.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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