My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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