Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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