I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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