Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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