Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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