Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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