The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And then my night got REAL pukey
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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