what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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