I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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