I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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