I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
i need some magic done to my vagina
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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