Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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