Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Nicole vs. Life
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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