I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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