I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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