go do what you do best...puke behind churches
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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