Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I use my feet as sexual weapons
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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